Hello & welcome back folks. Here is everything you need to know about Raviolifest 2013.
Start time: We will be ready for folks to arrive about an hour before sundown. So think like 7pm. We'll try to sneak in a game of Werewolf which is just awesome. Movies will start promptly when it's dark enough to see the movie well. Raviolifest is BYOB... or BYO giant bottle of Sangria which is a little bit of a tradition. If your beverage of choice is soda or water, you should bring soda or water. The address of Raviolifest is 3112 George Street in Parma. We will be in the back of the backyard.
1. If you want a chance to sample a bunch of awesome summer beers, bring a 6 pack of your choice of summer beer. The more unique the better. We'll add them to the mix and have a summer beer sampling PARTY. You will be drinking this tasty beer out of a solo cup unless you decide to bring a fancy mug. Fancy mugs are welcome. If you intend to drink more than 6 beers, please bring more than 6 beers. Drinking six summer beers is not hard to do.
2. Bring a can of ravioli. Or a Jar. Jars are ok this year. This is your price of admission. But no fancy ravioli. Preferably bring a can of Chef Boyardee. If you're a couple, one LARGE can should suffice. Bringing extra ravioli that is taking up space in your pantry is encouraged. There will be 3 crock pots - regular, cheese, and "variety pack". Doritoes are also welcome. as are other chips. But other chips will be lightly poopooed. New Rule 2013: Get a Raviolifest tattoo & you can eat whatever the hell you want.
3. Coolers. we will have a few coolers. not many, and summer ales will take priority. If "cold" is an important qualifier to your beverage of choice, bringing your own cooler is adviseable. The likelihood that unused space in your cooler will be seized by eminent domain is VERY HIGH.
4. Bring a comfortable chair. There are non-comfortable chairs that will likely be available but they haven't been washed in a long time & might or might not be infested with spiders if you choose to risk not bringing a chair.
5. Bug spray might be helpful. Hasn't been much of an issue in the past and we'll try to have tiki torches or something but you never know.
MOVIES:
The movies, which were selected by popular vote, will play in the following order:
Birdemic - because the CGI birds are wonderful, the acting is even better, and the theme song? The best yet. If you watch the trailer make sure you watch it all the way through. The good stuff doesn't start til halfway.
Our feature film of the night will be Basketcase, about a Siamese twin, separated a birth. Now the little one lives in a basket & wants revenge on the doctor that did the thing. Here's a teaser.
Finally, we'll watch Godmonster Of Indian Flats, who, we can only assume, loves hot dogs & really just wants to be your friend.
Looking forward to seeing everyone at the fest. Let us know if you have any further questions.
Next year is the 15th annual - expect MANOS: Hands of Fate to premiere!
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